When senior Samantha Camillieri hears the phrase “Dec. 21,” she thinks of a zombie apocalypse. In fact, should one actually happen, she won’t be caught unprepared: Here’s her step-by-step plan to survive a zombie apocalypse.
Step one: Meet up with friends in the drama room
[audio: https://elestoque.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/step_one.mp3]“We would go and meet up, most likely in the drama room because it is fortified and very dark, and we’re able to use lots of tools as weapons.”
Step two: Look for siblings and gather weapons
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“We would go back to my house as fast as we could because my step-dad is kind of very redneck. So we have lots of guns.”
Step three: Take over Costco
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“What I would like to be able to do — this is all in theory, of course — is get there, take it over, set up this base … After that, make sure you take account of what supplies you have.”
Camillieri’s parting words of advice
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“You think you’re going to be this big badass hero — and you’d probably be the one crying and end up running away. So yeah, number one rule is cardio.”
