El Estoque

Grandpa Kurnool, where art thou?

WHAT!?! Soumya Kurnool is in a relationship! But that's only supposed to happen after she scrubs the toilet with a toothbrush... Illustration by Shuyi Qi.

Soumya Kurnool

October 26, 2012

Relationships have never been of interest to me. On my list of priorities, I'd say they're just below scrubbing the toilet with a toothbrush. In fact some people have told me that I must be asexual due to my total lack of interest. I find the notion mildly disturbing. Almost as disturbing as the fact...