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In defense of young love

In defense of young love
April 23, 2010

Reader advisory: emotional bio-hazard Teenagers have their own set of haters  — namely skeptics and killjoys — who simply disapprove. The prolific texting, the reckless driving, the that's-what-she-said...

Gore, guts and LOLs

Gore, guts and LOLs
October 14, 2009

Girls like a sense of humor, not a zombie dripping blood. Someone let the boys in on this.   Asked to outline the ideal man, Venusians have always put a sense of humor at the top of the list...

Boys on top!

Boys on top!
September 30, 2009

Now there's scientific proof that guys are actually ahead in the race to contentment. Ladies, what's wrong with us?  My dad sent me an article today, possibly to indirectly ask me how I'm...

Pop, lock, let’s talk

Pop, lock, let's talk
September 18, 2009

Sex gets everyone's attention. See? Under normal conditions, the Martian is a completely unfathomable beast. This hasn't been the case for a few weeks now as Venusians have united with their masculine...

Smelly, smelly boys

Smelly, smelly boys
September 18, 2009

Wake up and smell the roses, boys. AXE doesn't cut it. In the beginning, Mars was created. This has displeased a good number of women and made many AXE executives very happy. As far as I know,...

Eau de Rancid

Eau de Rancid
September 11, 2009

Wake up and smell the roses, boys. AXE doesn't cut it. In the beginning, Mars was created. This has displeased a good number of women and made many AXE executives very happy. As far as I know, the...

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