Reader advisory: emotional bio-hazard Teenagers have their own set of haters  — namely skeptics and killjoys — who simply disapprove. The prolific texting, the reckless driving, the that's-what-she-said...

Once upon a time, Snow White was a beautiful princess. Now she's a two-piece costume with thigh-highs and stripper heels.     This week I planned to speculate on the appeal of vampires,...

Once upon a time, Snow White was a beautiful princess. Now she's a two-piece costume with thigh-highs and stripper heels. This week I planned to speculate on the appeal of vampires, which I've been pondering...

Girls like a sense of humor, not a zombie dripping blood. Someone let the boys in on this.   Asked to outline the ideal man, Venusians have always put a sense of humor at the top of the list...

Now there's scientific proof that guys are actually ahead in the race to contentment. Ladies, what's wrong with us?  My dad sent me an article today, possibly to indirectly ask me how I'm...

Sex gets everyone's attention. See? Under normal conditions, the Martian is a completely unfathomable beast. This hasn't been the case for a few weeks now as Venusians have united with their masculine...

Wake up and smell the roses, boys. AXE doesn't cut it. In the beginning, Mars was created. This has displeased a good number of women and made many AXE executives very happy. As far as I know,...