Grandma is watching you
Freaking not only traumatized me, but it provided me with essential life lessons
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Reputation on the line
We couldn’t possibly jeopardize our reputation with a teacher — the adult that holds power over our grades, our letters of recommendation, our futures. But when we go home, we sit our butts down and complain with our friends about every teacher we despise, turning our social networking highways into private diaries. A month ago, when reporter senior Aafreen Mahmood and [...]
Linsane or insane: Trend torture
Adventurous columnist explores new ways to bring the Lin puns to new levels.
I can listen to the same song over and over and over again
I can sing it at two decibels too high. I can sing it three notes off key. A couple months ago, senior Kevin Tsukii asked me if I regretted never learning a musical instrument. Sure, I canít distinguish the different instruments in a song, and musical notes might as well be foreign words. But I know music still has a certain [...]
Wrong cookie. #firstworldproblems
No one likes oatmeal raisin cookies, but is it really worth the complaining?
Wanted: a pair of purple ear plugs
After getting my ears blasted, I think I will opt for a quieter form of fanaticism
Why is Kim so flippin’ famous?
Kim Kardashian makes half a million dollars in five tweets. I am so jealous.
When a teacher says,
I wanted to write this letter to persuade you that your assumption is wrong. Even though the average listing price for homes in Cupertino is right now is $1,651,276, according to the MLS listings, not every student at MVHS goes home to the same two-story surburban house. But, after realizing that even I cannot not see the financial diversity within [...]
Out of touch with the iPod Touch
Centuries later, the supposedly user-friendly Apple gadget still befuddles me
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