Living deadpan: Shameless promotion.

In “Living deadpan,” Kevin Tsukii re-enacts his observations of the sometimes ridiculous, sometimes awkward moments at MVHS.

On Jan. 4, two ASB officers went from being “single” to being “in a relationship” on Facebook. The unexpected “relationship” was pushed to the top of News Feeds and eventually was revealed to be a ploy to attract attention and promote upcoming events.

In this edition, Tsukii pokes fun at the measures, unique to MVHS, taken to promote dances, rallies, fundraisers and other school events.