Top: Jennifer Lopez comeback triumphs
Maybe for the next record, Lopez should stick to the tender songs.
Flop: No love for “Love?”
She’s trying to make a comeback with her new album, “Love?”; however, Jennifer Lopez should stick to critiquing singers instead of actually being one. Of course, the general public sure dig the tune of “On the Floor,” but, hey—make a catchy beat, throw in some repetitive lyrics, and bam —you too can be famous.
Girl Power
The lackluster album includes the usual “girl power” tone shown in most female artists, like Avril Lavigne or Katy Perry. Lopez wraps up anything and everything about girl-power in “Greatest Part of Me”—the title is self-explanatory. I’m not saying self-confidence is bad in songs; it is however, overused in the music industry. Yeah, we know you’re the awesome Jenny from the block, but hey, enough about you, what about us?
Gotta’ have that beat
When you listen to the whole album, one thing really sticks out—the beat. It’s clear that this album is purely for dancing purposes only. No one’s going to find any deep meaning in these songs, like “Everybody’s Girl” or “Hooked on You.” How many more songs does the public need about relationships—is there really nothing else to talk about? Take for example, “Hooked on You.” didn’t Kelly Clarkson just have a whole album about not moving on from her special someone?
Plastic Surgery
And then there’s the whole auto-tune problem in the music industry. Do people just not like hearing human-voices anymore? I mean sure, some people can’t sing, like myself, for example, but people don’t go out and start getting plastic surgery for their voices . If that idea sounds very odd, that’s good, because it’s supposed to . That’s just what auto-tune is, plastic surgery for the voice . The biggest plastic-surgery job in this album would be the song “Run the World.” Jennifer Lopez,please realize that people fell in love with your voice, not a robot.
What’s in a name
Jennifer Lopez your new album just shows that the music industry is just a big compilation of love, breakups and hookups. Giving JLo’s album, “Love?,” an answer, I would have to reply with “earplugs?”